Egg #10: Not Very Creepy

Egg #10 looked really exciting at first! It had a spring and wheely bits and I was all, "Yay! Slinky toy!" It's one of a series of things called 'Creepers'.

Then I put it together. The spring part screws into the head and butt of this little Creeper and then you have to insert a long stick thing inside it so that it attaches to the inside bottom of his head and for some reason that was really difficult to do. Then it attaches to the wheelie thing which attaches to a handle which you're supposed to use to push it along but holy shit that's not all that easy to do.

Witness my attempts to make this phallic dude creep:


Somewhere near the middle it goes pretty well but otherwise it's just not very cooperative. Thumbs down on the Creeper although I guess it does look pretty cute when it's just sitting there.